Monday, October 18, 2010

The one thing i don't pirate

The only software in the computer universe that i don't pirate is Norton Internet Security. Why you ask? Because if I pirated my security, my whole computer would be based on fraudulent software that could "Collapse". Basically it's like having a shitty foundation for your house, and once that fails, then everything fails.
I built my "House" with an epic foundation that keeps everything else safe. So yeah... Don't skip out on your security.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

A little story

There once was a man named Fred. He had a dinosaur. The dinosaur and Fred liked to play with eachother.
They played many games. They played rugby and football and soccer and cheerleading. Fred and the dinosaur became the best of friends. They played with each other everyday.... But then.... The dinosaur went into a factory thinking it was a candy shop cause it had a good smell coming from it. He got onto a conveyor belt and streamed through the factory, looking at all of modern mans innovations. Then he felt a little warm, sweat started dribbling from his fat dinosaur ass cheeks. The dinosaur looked in front of him and saw he was being led right into a furnace! Fred was wondering where his best friend had gone and tried looking in the factory. As he watched he heard a yelping sound coming from behind him, he turned around and saw his dinosaur. Saw that it was about to go into a furnace. Fred started pumping his penis, pumping like he had never pumped before... It started growing to lengths Fred had never seen before soon his skin started tingling, pain, as it started to rip from his massive boner... Then Fred did it, Fred was aiming his penis right for the dinosaur. He had aimed it. CCCCCUUUUUUUMMMMMM SSSSSHHHHHOOOOOTTTTT!!!!! The dinosaur got blasted with an unimaginable stream of cum, knocking him off the conveyor belt and into safety. The dinosaur ran for Fred, and saw he was bleeding. The dinosaur quickly started sucking Freds penis until the blood stopped pouring out. Fred thanked the dinosaur and told it to fuck off.